Fathers, Dads, and paternal figures alike get such a narrow gifting window. When special occasions roll around, they’re met with sterile gift boxes filled with engraved chrome and the occasional bottle of booze. A guy only needs so many leather accessories and body spray that also smells like leather. The fella deserves a toast, but we’re challenging “featured gift” expectations this year.
There’s no guarantee you’re going to be the favorite child for gifting a growable- but you’re sure to stand out between your siblings. How thoughtful. How cool. He can totally use fresh thyme in the barbecue dry rub this summer!
What a rockstar gift. He’s been looking for a reason to try cocktail infusion. Where was his hesitation? He insisted those other kits were too bougie, he’s hesitant to bring home such an involved contraption that costs more than the liquor he wants to switch up.
You’re gifting an indoor growhouse!? How did you know? He misses the fresh herbs in the colder months, and you know he puts thought into every ingredient. Plus, this means he can make the fancy herb-infused butter you like year-round. We call that a win-win.
Maybe you’ve been looking into ways to bring out the adventurer you knew before he became a granddad. Try growing microgreens at Grandpa’s house. He can participate from his easy chair, and the kids will want to keep coming back to check on their grows--and play gin rummy.
Our father figures are growers and cultivators. They had a hand in making you yourself, so let’s sing the same praise in a new way that says “I treasure you and all that you are.”
Wherever and whoever they are, we’re sending all of our light and sunshine towards Father’s Day celebrants new and distinguished. Happy Father’s Day Sprouties!